MY LIFE

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

(via bodttle)

contort:

LOOK AT MY TOP

contort:

LOOK AT MY TOP

(Source: h-angten, via unsinsajoenosadia)

neonlit:

We kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies. - John Marsden
Please don’t change source or remove caption :)

neonlit:

We kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies. - John Marsden

Please don’t change source or remove caption :)

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I owe you a thousand apologies.

(Source: madhatterin221b, via unsinsajoenosadia)

So I was out to breakfast today and

wailtothethief:

heh it says Benedi- wait what’s that face 

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Is that-image

OH MY GOD IT IS

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE MENU BENADRYL CABBAGETOWN

(via cuddly--castiel)


World on fire with a smoking sunStops everything and everyoneBrace yourself for all will payHelp is on the way

World on fire with a smoking sun
Stops everything and everyone
Brace yourself for all will pay
Help is on the way

(Source: condemnedcas, via it-came-upon-a-midnight-clear)

I Must Confess in Threes

Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.

Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.

Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.

Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive

Pastime: Three hobbies I have.

Doing: Three habits that I have.

Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.

Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know

Dream: Three wishes I have.

Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

(via it-came-upon-a-midnight-clear)